("The Evolution" by Pearl Jam starts to play as we see clips of ECWF wrestlers slamming other wrestlers on the mat and using weapons.  We also see Hardcore Johnny Fox do that stunt from ElectroSlam 2000.  Two wrestlers are seen wrestling up the ramp, then the camera pans higher to the ElecTron where the logo for the ECWF shows up.  Then, an explosion covers the logo and we see Jack Bennings and Daryl Johnson sitting in the commentators area.)

Daryl Johnson : Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Monady Night Sizzler.  We have an excelent line-up for you tonight.

Jack Bennings : Yeah right Johnson.  Like every other night, the line-up stinks.

Daryl Johnson : You've been saying that every night since the Pay Per View event.

Jack Bennings : Yeah, well, this fed hasn't been the same since Tony "The Dream" has gone missing.

Daryl Johnson : That's why you put up that call for help on the ECWF's web site, didn't you?

Jakc Bennings : Hell yeah!!  The guy has to come back and I'll give the guy who finds it anything he damn wants.

Daryl Johnson : Yeah well, let's deal with the matches for tonight.  We'll be having our first matches for the coming Pay Per View event called Bash for Cash!!  Also, we have been having a few newcomers causing trouble in the ECWF...

Jack Bennings : Hey, don't go dissin' Kade and his Goth Gods.  Goth is in baby and it's going to take over the ECWF.  It has happened before.

Daryl Johnson : If you like Goth so much, why are you wearing any black?

Jack Bennings : Well, being Goth is a state of mind man.  I just have to think I'm goth and I am goth.  Muah ha ha ha!!

Daryl Johnson : Yyyyyyeah.  Sure Jack...

Jack Bennings : You can call me Vampiro the black night from now on Daryl.

Daryl Johnson : I can, but I'll chose not to do that, O.K. Jack?  But right now, I have a little interview to do with the man who has been injured on ElectroSlam 2000, the Black Dragon.

Jack Bennings : Alrighty then.  Let I VAMPIRO deal with the comentating from now on.

Daryl Johnson : Yeah, right.

(Daryl Johnson walks into the ring with a mic in hand.)

Jack Bennings : Muah ha ha ha ha!!  I Vampiro have taken over the com...

(The sound on Jack Bennings' head set turns off.  You can see Daryl act mad and swear like crazy but you can't hear a word he says.)

Daryl Johnson : Ladies and gentleman, I don't usually do interviews but I'd like to take this special moment and adress an issue that has been on the minds of many people that I know.  At the last ECWF PPV, Electroslam 2000, the man known to the world as Black Dragon was severely injured after being attacked by an unknown attacker while backstage at the arena.  Lets take a look at what happened.

Daryl Johnson : Now, you saw him in the footage, now I'd like for everyone to give him a warm welcome back welcome, ECWF Style, ladies and gentlemen, here is the Black Dragon!!!!!!

Jack Bennings : I bet the damn moron doesn't even know who attacked him.  Hey, I'm back on!!!  Muah ha ha ha!!!  Vampiro has retur...

(Jack gets cut off once again.)

("Burn" by Rage Against The Machine blasts up on the P.A. system.  The lights dim even further, a billow of fog rolls through the entrance and dim green lights shine onto the fog. The Black Dragon emerges from the wrestler's entrance.  He slowly walks to the ring and is wearing a neck brace to make sure his spine stays in a completely vertical position.  He gets to the ring and slowly climbs the steps to the apron and enters the ring.  After making his entrance, he turns to wave to all the fans in attendance who are giving him a standing ovasion.  The lights come up again, the music stops and Daryl Johnson proceeds with the interview.)

Daryl : Dragon, it's great to have you back, how you feeling?

Dragon : I feel great!!  This crowd is awsome.  You know sittin on my ass at home, I realized one thing.  If it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't be anywhere but wrestling in some shit hole bingo hall and facing worthless opponents who make me look like the god of wrestling.  I want to take this time to thank everyone for all the cards and all the gifts and support i got before, during and after my surgery.  It meant the world to me and I just want to state right now that from now on, The Black Dragon will not let any of you down.  When I come back, I'll be 100% and better than ever so anyone in my way better watch his ass.

Daryl : Glad to see you're doing good.  Now, myself and the fans, we're all dying to know, what was the injury that you suffered at the hands of this unknown attacker.  And secondly, who is this "unknown" attacker.  Could you shed some light on who this guy is or do you even know yourself?

Dragon : Well, as for the injury, what happened is that I was hit over the head really hard and what happened when I was hit is that two or the disks in my spine were jammed together.  What that does is put pressure on my spinal cord and that's not a good thing.  The docs said that if I didn't get surgery, I risked paralysis.  I wasn't ready to risk the rest of my life in a wheelchair so I went ahead with the surgery.  What they did was remove the disks and replace them with new ones and that releived the pressure on my spine and took away all pain or risk of paralysis.  Now, as for the attacker, I, like you and everyone else, have no idea who it was.  It was dark for some reason and he got me from behind.  I wasn't able to see who did it and I still, to this day don't even know what I was hit with.  But you can bet your ass thouth that when i get my hands on this guy's neck, it won't be pretty.  Not pretty at all.

Daryl : Looks like you're looking for revenge.

Dragon : Revenge is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to this guy.  I'm going to end his carreer.  He won't just hurt, he won't just suffer, he will burn!

Daryl : Well, I wish you luck in your quest Dragon, but we want to know, when will you be back in the ring, when can we expect to see you back in action just like old times?

Dragon : Well, right now, it's not known when, but i can tell you, it'll be as soon as possible because I already feel a little bit of ring withdrawal.  This is my life and this is what i love to do, if I can't do it....

(The lights go out.)

Dragon : What the hell is this?!?!?!

(Red smoke blows into the arena all around the ring.  No one can see a damn thing.  This is too weird...then out of no where, there's an explosion at on every ring post simutaniously.  one at a time.  The lights come back on and the smoke clears, Daryl Johnson is left alone standing, he is shaking of fear and on the mat is Black Dragon knocked unconscious.  Everyone is standing in awe at what has happened here...no one knows what to make of this.  Paramedics come to the ring and load the Dragon on a stretcher and roll him back into an ambulance.  As we see a shot of the ambulance backstage, we see a limousine driving off in the background.  the attacker once has fled the scene without being seen, heard or caught.  Daryl Johnson sits back at his seat, still shaken from what just transpired.)

Daryl Johnson : Well, it looks like his unknown attacker struck again.

(You can see Jack talking but not a word could be heard.)

Daryl Johnson : Oh, that's right.

(Daryl signals to the audio staff then Jack's headset turns back on)

Jack Bennings : ...uck you man!!  Why can't you just...  They put me back on, didn't they?

Daryl Johnson : Yea they did Jack.  Do you beleive what just happened?  This man, whoever he is has no right to do what he has just done.  I hope The Black Dragon is able to come back soon and find this guy and kick his ass, this has gone far enough!!

Jack Bennings:  Boy you really don't like this do ya?

Daryl Johnson:  No I do not!!!  This is wrestling, this isn't the streets, this man is injured, he didn't deserve to be attacked like that for no reason.  Well, we have some business to get on with so lets get on with the show, this next one should be a great one with two new members to the ECWF, Neurosis and Trendkill.  Let's get down to the action.

Terrence Shaw : this next match is a hardcore, falls count anywhere match.  Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 202lbs and stands at a height of 6', Hailing from Boston Massachusettes, followed by Joeb "The daring" Dafoe and Jason "Highway" McAllister, Neurosis!!!

(The lights go out as "Sugar Coated Sour" by Dillinger Escape Plan starts to play over the PA system. Red lights flash across the stage and he walks out warily.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, weighing in at 290lbs and stands at a height of 6'7", Trendkill!!!

(Lights dim then pyros and fireworks shoot out as "Voodoo" by Godsmack starts to play over the PA system. TrendKill walks out.  Trendkill is at ringside.  Neurosis jumps over the ropes and lands on top of Trendkill.  Neurosis gets Trendkill back to his feet and sends him flying over the guardrail.  Security pushes the fans out of the way.)

Jack Bennings : I guess the match started, right?

(Neurosis jumps over the guardrail and falls on top of Trendkill with a legdrop.  Neurosis gets Trendkill back to his feet then slams his face on one of the chairs.  Neurosis pulls Trendkill up to his feet and drags him to the hot dog and beverage stands.  Neurosis sets Trendkill up on the table, spreading drinks and snacks all over the ground.  Neurosis walks up the stairs to the second floor.)

Daryl Johnson : Where is he going?

Jack Bennings : Maybe he needs to use the bathroom.

Daryl Johnson : I'm sure he thought about that before the match Jack.

(Neurosis jumps up from the second floor for a splash, but Trendkill rolls out of the way.  Neurosis crashes through the table, breaking it in half.)

Daryl Johnson : Ooh!!  Neurosis just took one hell of a nasty fall.

Jack Bennings : And made one hell of a nasty mess.  That floors going to be as sticky as flypaper after this match will be over.

(Trendkill gets back to his feet.  He flips the second table over, making everything on it spill to the ground.  Trendkill closes one of the table legs and sets it up on the same stairs Neurosis climbed earlier.  He gets Neurosis back to his feet, climbs up the stairs with him, but Neurosis punches Trendkill in the stomach then takes him down with a facebuster on the second floor.)

Jack Bennings : looks like another costumer for my plastic surgeon.

Daryl Johnson : I knew nothing about you was real.

Jack Bennings : be careful or Vampiro will be coming back.

(Neurosis gets Trendkill back to his feet.  Trendkill is bleeding from the nose.  Neurosis sets up Trendkill on the table.  Neurosis walks a few feet away from the table , then runs torwards the table and lands on top of Trendkill with an elbow drop.  The table starts to slide down the stairs with both men on the table.  One of the table's legs gets caught on the stairs, catapaulting Neurosis into the crowd.)

Daryl Johnson : I don't think either one of these men were ready for that to happen.

(Security rushes over to shove the crowd away from Neurosis.  Neurosis gets up, but then slumps down on one of the chairs.  Trendkill gets back to his feet, picks up the table and breaks it on top of Neurosis' head.)

Jack Bennings : Oh my god!!  How cheep are those damn tables?

(Neurosis falls to the floor.  Trendkill goes back to the beverage and snack stands.  Trenkill picks up a a cashbox and goes back to Neurosis.  Neurosis is back on his feet.  Trendkill bashes Neurosis on the head with the cashbox.  Neurosis is back on the ground. Trendkill goes for the pin.  "1...2.."  Neurosis kicks out.)

Daryl Johnson : Ooh!!  That was close!!!

(Trendkill gets Neurosis back to his feet.  Trendkill goes for a verticle suplex, but Neurosis reverses it, making Trendkill land on top of a closed chair.)

Jack Bennings : That's definitly not good for someone's posture.

(Neurosis goes for the cashbox on the ground.  Trendkill crawls back to his feet.  Neurosis bashes Trendkill on the head with the cashbox.  The box opens up.  Neurosis grabs the money and tosses it to people in the crowd, then decides to throw the entire box in the air, making the money in the box spread everywhere.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Neurosis is really pleasing the crowd.

Jack Bennings : Of course, he's tossing money to them.  They can't be mad at him after doing that.

(Neurosis jumps on a chair and executes a moonsault on top of Trendkill.  Neurosis hooks the leg and the ref. goes for the count.  "1...2...3")

Terrence Shaw : The winner of this match, Neurosis!!!

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Neurosis pulls off his first win in the ECWF.

Jack Bennings : Yeah, I'm guessing it'll be the only time that he will win though.

Terrence Shaw : This next match is set for one fall and it's to qualify for the Bash for Cash tournament.  Firts, making his way to the ring at the present time, weighing in at 433lbs and stands at a height of 6'8", coming all the way from the Sudan, The Wildman Tabouli!!!

("Rock the Casba" starts to play over the PA system as Tabouli storms down to the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, weighing in at 225lbs and stands at a height of 6'1", hailing from Oakland, California, Slim Josh Shelton!!!

("Forgot about Dre" by Dr. Dre and Eminem starts to play over the PA system as Slim Josh Shelton walks into the ring.)

Jack Bennings : What?  No fireworks?  Now flashing lights?  Nothing?

(The two stare each other down from their opposite corners, and then the big Wildman runds over and lunges at Shelton, but the smaller and quicker Josh steps out of the way and circles around and nails Tabouli in the back of the head with an elbow. Tabouli is pushed into the corner and turned around as Shelton proceeds to boot him in the midsection. Shelton attempts to Irish Whip the big man into the opposite corner, but Tabouli revereses the Whip and whips Shelton into the corner, belly first.  The blow sends Shelton staggering backwards, where Tabouli is waiting for him.)

Daryl Johnson : Tabouli with a vicious Irish whip into the corner.

(Tabouli grabs Josh around his waist and executes a textbook German suplex on Shelton! Tabouli quickly walks over to the dazed Shelton and stands him up by the hair. Tabouli gives him a few headbuts for good measure. The Wildman then gives Shelton a mean kick to the head. He then looks to the crowd and screams out something - sounds like "Now I crush him!". The Wildman scoops up Shelton for the Arabian Slam, his finisher, but as Wildman runs across the ring, Shelton wriggles out of Tabouli's grasp and curls down and pulls Tabouli down with him and rolls him up for the small package and the pin attempt. One . . . two . . . th . . . Tabouli kicks out.)

Daryl Johnson : Josh Shelton almost won this one.

(Shelton, with a new burst of adrenaline, picks himself up and kicks Tabouli right out of the ring. Shelton bides his time in the ring, and as Wildman picks himself up on the outside, Shelton slings himself over the top rope for the pescada on Tabouli! Shelton gets up and drags Tabouli up with him, only to send the big man down again with a dropkick to Tabouli's knees! Shelton makes his way over to Tabouli and drags him back up by the hair and gives him a few chest chops. But Tabouli, out of nowhere, grasps Shelton by the waist and runs forward a bit and throws him down for the spinebuster!)

Jack Bennings : Damn!!  When he makes a come-back, he really makes a come-back.

(Tabouli goes down with him. Both men are layed out on the outside of the ring on top of each other. Tabouli is the first one to get up, but Shelton is not far behind. Tabouli siezes the oppurtunity and gives Shelton a few mean elbows to the forehead, pushing back onto the guard rail. Tabouli looks at Shelton for a minute, then backs up slowly, running towards Shelton, going for the big spalsh, but Shelton moves out of the way and Tabouli lands right on the guard rail!)

Jack Bennings : Ouch!!  Didn't somebody break his sternum like that?

(Shelton grabs the big man from behind and and puts Tabouli's head underneath his own arm, bending Tabouli backwards and then executing the falling reveses DDT! Shelton quickly gets up and finds himself a table underneath the ring. He pulls it out as Tabouli lies there, and he sets it up, one end on the mat and the other suspended on the guard rail. Shelton grabs Tabouli and lays him out on the table lengthwise. While Tabouli is still dazed and confused, Shelton climbs back into the ring and then back onto the top turnbuckle nearest Tabouli. Shelton flies off through the air, and lands right on Tabouli for the guillotine leg drop through the table!)

Daryl Johnson : That's gotta take him out!!

Jack Bennings : Haven't I already seen this move somewhere else?

(Shelton, although limping a bit from the high impact manuever, picks himself up and picks up Tabouli as well, sliding the big man back into the ring. Shelton quickly follows the big man into the ring and gives him a boot to the midsection as Tabouli gets up. Shelton whips Tabouli into the ropes, and as Tabouli comes flying off towards him, Shelton jumps up and grabs Tabouli around the neck, and twists Tabouli around and plants him with the Swinging DDT! Shelton goes for the pin. One . . . two . . .thre . . . NO! Tabouli kicks out.)

Daryl Johnson : I can't beleive he kicked out of that one!!

(Shelton again picks up Tabouli and attempts to whip him off the ropes, but Tabouli hangs on this time. Tabouli reaches back and grabs Shelton, bending him backwards and slapping on the Dragon Sleeper, attempting to make Slim Josh submit. But as quickly as Tabouli executed the sleeper, Josh kicks his legs upwards from the submission and grabs Tabouli's head with his legs, and then taking him down with the leg-scissors takedown! Still holding on, Shelton ends up in the pin position. Shelton reaches back and grabs Tabouli's legs and goes for the pin! The referre counts  ". . . one . . . two . . . three!")

Terrence Shaw : Here is your winner and qualifier for the Pay Per View event, Slim Josh Shelton!!!

Daryl Johnson : What a back and forth match.

Jack Bennings : Yeah, the fans were asking for their money back and headed forth' door.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... *sigh* I crack me up.

Daryl Johnson : You're the only one who's cracked up, Jack.

Jack Bennings : Bunch of fuddy duddies.  Let's just move on to the next match.

Terrence Shaw : The next match is set for one fall and is for the women's championship title.  Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 156lbs, stands at a height of 5'8" and holds the women's championship title, Karen!!!

("Don't You Steal My Sunshine" by Len starts to play as purple Pyro and smoke appear.  Kristen walks down to ringside holding the women's title in her hands.)

Terrence Shaw : And the challenger, weighing in at 160lbs and stands at a height of 5'11", a member of the Goth Gods, Trinity!!!

("Beautifull people" starts to play over the PA system as the lights in the arena all go off leaving the room black. Slowly red lights make the room glow and black smoke covers the floor. Trinity is standing in the ring when the red lights come to full redness. Trinity turns torwards Kristen. Trinity seems to be in a zone she is just looking at Kristen. Kristen and Trinity meet in the middle of the ring.  Kristen with the hip-toss. Trinity is quickly back to her feet. Trinity comes back at Kristen , and Kristen with another hip-toss. Trinity rolls to the out side she looks frustrated.)

Jack Bennings : Yeah baby, bring out that kinky whip!!  Vampiro loves that kind of treatment.

Daryl Johnson : Will you please shut up about this Vampiro stuff?

Jack Bennings : How are you going to do that?

Daryl Johnson : Do the same thing I did when I did my interview with the Black Dragon.

Jack Bennings : Ummm...  O.k., I'll shut up.

(Kristen is telling her to get back in the ring and get her ass kicked.  Trinity walks around the ring to the steps and jumps back in the ring. Kristen and Trinity are sizing each other up.  They lock-up. Trinity slides down and hits a  nice drop toe hold on Kristen.)

Daryl Johnson : Kristen wasn't expecting that one.

(Trinity jumps to her feet and begins to stomp on Kristen. Trinity is Taunting Kristen.  Trinity picks up Kristen by the hair and then whips her in the corner.  Trinity comes charging in and meets up with Kristen's Foot. Kristen springs out of the corner grabbing Trinity by the hair and driving her face into the ground. Kristen begins to chock Trinity. 1, 2, 3, ref calls for the break 4, Kristen lets go.)

Daryl Johnson : Now that's what I call a cat-fight!!

Jack Bennings : I don't know.  That little slap-fight you had with that obese woman in the cafeteria seemed a lot more intense.

Daryl Johnson : She deserved that you know.

Jack Bennings : Oh yeah, you just had to have that last cup of tapioka pudding.

(Kristen picks up Trinity and slams her back down. Kristen hits the rope and goes for the big elbow drop. Trinity moves out of the way and rolls back outside and under the ring. Kristen gets up and can’t see Trinity and climbs out side the ring.  Just as her feet touches the ground Trinity hits Kristen's knee with some kind of object. Kristen hits the ground she is hurt.)

Jack Bennings : Big deal.  I saw a figure skater fake that kind of pain better than that.

(Trinity comes out form under the ring and Throws Kristen back in the ring.  Trinity looks more motivated then ever she slides under the ring and begins to drop repeated elbows on the knee of Kristen. Kristen is screaming. Trinity puts Kristen in the corner of the ring and begins to unleash some devilish chops to the chest. Kristen collapses onto the ground. Trinity is quick to the middle rope and drops a knee in the back of the head of Kristen. Trinity goes for a Texas cloverleaf. Kristen is in pain. But is able to reach for the ropes.  Trinity is pissed. Trinity goes back to the to the rope. But as she is about to leap , Kristen is able to wiggle the top ropes and Trinity falls hard into the middle of the ring.  Kristen roles over for the pin. 1, 2, kick out.)

Daryl Johnson : Kristen almost retained her title.

(Trinity is the first one back to her feet and she goes to attack that leg. she grabs her leg drags it to the ropes. Places it on the bottom rope, uses the rope for leverage, jumps up and lands hard on the bad knee.)

Daryl Johnson : Trinity isn't showing any merci, especially to Kristen's presently injured leg.

(Trinity drags the screaming Kristen to the middle of the ring and goes for the figure four.  Kristen is screaming. Trinity is pulling on her leg so hard she is biting her lip. Kristen lets out one big scream and taps out.  "ding. ding, ding"  Trinity lets go of Kristen's leg.)

Terrence Shaw : Here is your new Women's champion, Trinity!!!

(Trinity takes the belt and holds it up for everyone to see.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Trinity is finally happy after winning the women's title.

(All of a sudden, a man wearing black leather pants, black boots, and a grey Iowa Wrestling t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off comes out from the entrance, holding a mic.  He also has a chain wrapped around one of his hands.)

Jack Bennings : Isn't that Jason McAllister?

Jason McAllister : Trinity, you might be the women's champion right now, but I'm sure you won't be holding that belt for long.  I just came here to warn you, if you ever will be the least bit biased during tonights main event, the repercusions will be severe.

(Jason heads back to the locker rooms as Trinity looks straight ahead to the entrance with a mean look on her face.)

Daryl Johnson : I don't think Trinity will be taking that threat seriously at all.

Jack Bennings : Lucky bum.  Obviously, he's going to get a whipping!!  heh heh heh!!

Daryl Johnson : yes, well, it's now time for our next Bash for Cash tournament qualification match.  Let's head down to the action.

Terrence Shaw : This next match is set for one fall.  Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 200lbs, stands at a height of 5'9" and comes from Roanoke, Virginia, Dusty Taylor!!!

("He Got Game" starts to play over the PA system as smoke and fireworks appear.  Dusty Taylor walks to ringside and slides into the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, weighing in at 250lbs, stands at 6'4" and comes from Death Valley, Danzig!!!

("Devil's play thing" by Danzig starts to play as fire and smoke are filling the entrance way.  A coffin emerges from the dark lights and Danzig steps out of the coffin and walks down to the ring.  Bell rings {ding...ding...ding} Danzig charges Dusty Taylor and takes him down with a shouler block...Dusty Taylor gets up...Danzig connects with a right cross to the chin.  Dusty Taylor is back down.  Dusty Taylor gets up...Danzig throws him against the ropes..Dusty Taylor ducks the clothesline...Danzig goes for a boot to the face..Dusty Taylor slides underneath..Dusty Taylor winds up and deliver a haymaker. Danzig blocks in and grabs D.T's neck.  Danzig delivers D.T to the mat with a chokeslam.)

Daryl Johnson : This has been an intense fast paced match so far.

(Danzig picks up D.T and throws him into the corner..Danzig walks towards him but D.T jumps up onto the second turnbuckle and hammers Danzig with a tornado DDT.  D.T with the upper hand now.  D.T applies a camel clutch to Danzig...the ref is checking the hold...Danzig gets his foot on the ropes.)

Jack Bennings : That's right, make Vamp...  Uhh.. I mean, make the Facton of Fear proud.

(D.T picks up Danzig and tries for a suplex...Danzig blocks it...D.T. tries again...Danzig blocks it again...all of the sudden Danzig lifts Dusty Taylor into the air. Danzig holds him...holds him......holds him.....and out of nowhere Danzig drops Dusty Taylor into the Rigamortis!)

Daryl Johnson : Oh my god!!  Danzig finnished this match pretty damn quickly!!

Jack Bennings : Ummm...  Daryl?  Danzig didn't pin him yet.

(Dusty Taylor is out cold...Danzig puts his foot on Dusty Taylors chest and tells the ref to make the count...{1...2....3!!!} The ref goes to raise Danzigs hand...Danzig grabs the ref....and devastates him with the Rigamortis as well!!)

daryl Johnson : What the hell?  What does Danzig think he's doing?

(All other ring officials come charging out of the back to restore peace...Danzig leaves the ring and grabs a chair from ringside...Danzig re-enters the ring and chases all of the refs out...All of the sudden Magic and Deicide come strolling out of the back...the refs go to block them Magic throws one down.)

Jack Bennings : What are these guys doing here?

(Deicide throws one down and walks into the ring...Dusty Taylor is getting hammered with chair shots from Danzig.  Magic is throwing the refs around like ragdolls.  Deicide comes into the ring...Danzig puts the chair down..Danzig grabs Dusty Taylor and sets him up for a powerbomb...Deicide puts the chair on the ground ...Danzig hoists Dusty Taylor up in the air...holds him...holds him...Deicide come in and grabs Dusty Taylors head and delivers a Heaven Sent DDT while Danzig drops him in a powerbomb onto the chair.)

Daryl Johnson : What are these men doing?  He lost the match, that's enough!!

(Magic is still handling the referees..some security come down and Magic starts exchanging blows with them as well...meanwhile Deicide puts Dusty Taylor on the top ropes....Danzig climbs up with him..Deicide puts Danzig on his shoulders and starts to climb the turnbuckle as well...Danzig grabs Dusty Taylor ..Danzig picks him up in a superplex...and holds him...Deicide starts to fall backward..Danzig holds him then absolutely destroys Dusty Taylor with a Rigamortis....Dusty Taylor needs some medical attention...the paramedics come down and Magic lets them pass they come into the ring...Deicide climbs to the top rope...the paramedics load Dusty Taylor onto the stretcher and carry him out of the ring. they start to wheel him away...all of the sudden magic attacks the paramedics...Deicide jumps off the top rope and frog splashes Dusty Taylor through the stretcher....Deicide gets up...Danzig joins him and Magic...they all leave the ring area together...everyone is left laying unconcious.)

Daryl Johnson : What were they doing?  The Faction of Fear had no reason at all to attack Dusty Taylor in such a manner.

Jack Bennings : Well, maybe they want to show that they mean business?

Daryl Johnson:  Well, hey things like this happen in a place as intense as the ECWF.  Wait a minute, someone's walkin to the ring.  Oh my GOD!!!!  COULD IT BE!!!!!!! COULD IT BE!!!!!!!!  JACK LOOK WHO'S COMING DOWN TO THE RING....LOOK WHO IT IS!!!!!!

(Jack stretches his neck to see in the aisle and his eyes open up and a big smile appears on his face.)

Jack Bennings:  Daryl....DARYL!!!!  It's....It's.....It's HIM!!!!  IT'S HIM!!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S TONY!!!!!!  HE'S BACK!!!!!!

(Tony "The Dream" walks to the ring and gets in.  He has a microphone in his hands.  Apparently he's got something to say.  He looks furious about something.)

Tony:  "That's it!!!  That's IT!!!  I've had enough of this crap.  Hey, I've sat at home for all these months now and I've been watchin this crap on tv and i've been seeing some stuff happen that should never happen.  People are gettin jumped from behind and mugged.  This is wrestling, this isn't the streets.  Also, I've noticed some little cry babies in the Roleplay board.  They cry about their matches and about their angles and about this and about that.  Well, it's enough dammit.  Tony has had enough and I'm here to make a change.  I know some of you think of me as a wimpy little idiot who's best known for being a former women's champion but I shit you not, I am also the former commishionner of this once great fed and now that I am back, I will make it great once again.  Gone are the days of whining and crying, gone are the days of backstabbing and mugging and getting jumped in the locker room.  I've seen enough of it.  I'm here to make a stand.  I'm gonna make a few rules in this fed and I'm gonna make it work again.  If anyone doesn't like it, well, he can take it with me because this has nothign to do with the higher ups in this fed.  This has everythign to do with me.  Terrence, you know I mean business and Mr. Roberts, Brian Roberts, you better keep your big fat ugly nose out of my business because if I as much as get a glance at you, I'll knock that damn tupee off your filthy head!"

(Terrence Shaw then comes out to the entrance accompanied by a pack of police officers.  Terrence is telling the officers that Tony is not allowed to be there and he wants him "removed" from the scene emmediately.  The officers proceed to the ring and they put Tony in handcuffs and bring him to the county jail.)

Tony:  "Terrence, you'll see!!  You'll see!  I'm not done with this yet, I'm not done.  I WILL be back and when I get back, you won't be able to stop me.  I won't tell you when, I won't tell you how, but I WILL be back and this fed will once again be mine.  This time, it'll be mine for good!!  I'm not done with you, YOU'LL SEE!!!!"
 

Daryl Johnson:  Wow, now that was interesting.

Jack Bennings:  Man, you're telling me.  That was GREAT!!!!  Tony's back.  Too bad that idiot Terrence Shaw had to stick his nose where it didn't belong.

Daryl Johnson:  Well, he is the boss after all.  Lets go to the next bout right now.

Terrence Shaw : This next match is a triple threat, set for one fall.  Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 643lbs, the Arabian Knights, Wildman Tabouli and the Great Baba Ganoush!!

(The crowd boos as "rock the casba" starts to play over the PA system and purple smoke and sparks appear.  Baba Ganoush and Tabouli come out with pesant girls throwng down rose petels for him to walk on.  Baba Ganoush is wearing a purple turban and long flowing purple cape that other pesant girls are holding up in the back so it doesnt drag on the ground.)

Terrence Shaw : And the next team in this triple threat match, at a combined weight of 500lbs, Kataklysm and Danzig!!

("short cut to hell" by six feet under starts to play over the PA system as both men make their way to the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : and the final team in this triple threat match, at a combined weight of 450lbs, hailing from Compton, California, Little Whitey and Kracker D, the Kamikazee Gangsters!!!

(The lights go out and "Can I get a...." by Jay-Z begins to play. Strobe lights and lasers are flashing everywhere in the arena as the Kamakazee Gangsters make their way to the ring.  The crowd cheers.  As the match begins, we have the Arabian Knights on the opposite corner from the Gangsters, and the team of Kataklysm and Danzig in between them. The match starts with the Great Baba Ganoush against Little Whitey of the Gangsters.)

Daryl Johnson : This should be an interesting match.  I would just like to remind everyone that any one man can tag in any other member of any team in this match.

(The two men hook up in the ring center, and Whitey takes the advantage first, powering Ganoush into a side headlock. Ganoush counters though with a few elbows to the sternum of Whitey and then whips him into the ropes. As Whitey comes off, Ganoush ducks and Whitey jumps over, and as Whitey comes off the opposite ropes, Ganoush meets him with a dropkick to the face!)

Jack Bennings : Ouch!!  Looks like my homey will be feeling that when morning comes.

(Ganoush then runs over to the ring rope, vaults to the second rope, and flips off for the Asai moonsault on Little Whitey! Ganoush calls out to the Wildman Tabouli, who throws Ganoush a chair, and the Great Baba Ganoush goes for the Arabian facebuster with the chair on Little Whitey, but Whitey slithers out of the way and Ganoush lands right on the chair! Little Whitey takes the oppurtunity and pulls Ganoush up and gives him a few chops to the chest. He slings Ganoush to the ropes and floors him right onto the chair lieing in the ring with a drop toe-hold!)

Jack Bennings : Looks like Ganoush is going to need some serious dental work done.

(Little Whitey then climbs on the back of the Great Baba Ganoush and puts him in the Camel Clutch, attempting to get the early submission win. But the Wildman Tabouli comes out of the corner and delivers the big boot to Little Whitey's head and sending him off Baba. The referee forces Tabouli back into his corner, but the Great Baba Ganoush siezes the advantage and tags out to Danzig, who quickly slings himself over the ropes and goes to work on Litte Whitey.)

Daryl Johnson : This doesn't look like a fair match.

Jack Bennings : Who cares!!  It's a triple threat match.  There's no fun in a triple non-threat match.

(He drags Whitey up and gives him a boot to the midsection, which he quickly follows up with a quick snap suplex hurting Whitey. Danzig then quickly pulls up Whitey and drags him to his corner, where Danzig tags in his team-mate Kataklysm. Danzig holds Whitey's arm up and opens up the chest, while Kataklysm delivers a mean headbutt to Whitey's chest! As Danzig leaves the ring, Kataklysm Irish whips Whitey into the opposite corner and launches towards him and connects with the plancha! Kataklysm quickly picks himself and Whitey up and drags Whitey's feet up onto the top rope, where he interlocks Whitey's feet amongst the ring ropes and into the Tree of Woe!)

Daryl Johnson : Is that legal?

(Kataklysm quickly runs to the opposite corner for a running start, and then slides over to the opposite corner for the baseball slide on Whitey's head, but Whitey pulls himself up at the last moment, and Kataklysm connects with nothing but steel ring post! Little Whitey reaches up to his feet and pulls himself loose from the Tree of Woe and grabs the rope. Using the zipline technique, Little Whitey pulls himself over to Kracker D and tags him in! In with the hot tag, Kracker D comes in and quickly puts the boot to Kataklysm. He pulls Katalkysm up and puts the dazed Kataklysm's head in between his legs, and vaults him upward for the powerbomb, but as an added bonus, Kracker D powerbombs Kataklysm right onto the top turnbuckle! As Kataklysm is layed out on the top turnbuckle, Kracker D puts him on his own shoulder, and walking slowly backwards, attempting to go for the Northern Lights suplex, but Kataklysm, in desperation, counters with the DDT!)

Daryl Johnson : Great come-back for Kataklysm.

(As they both are layed out, Kataklysm ends up with his arm over Kracker D, and the referee slides over for the count. One . . . two . . . thre . . .  Kracker D kicks out of the DDT!)

Daryl Johnson : We almost had ourselves a winner.

(Both men slowly but surely begin to get up and go for the tag, whoever that may be. As Kataklysm staggers over to a corner, he dives over and tags in the Wildman Tabouli, as Kracker D dives over and tags in Danzig! The two men head towards each other, and Danzig goes for the kick, but Tabouli grabs it, but then then Danzig floors him with the enzugiri, sending him right through the top rope and hitting hard on the outside! As Tabouli slowly gets up, Danzig uses the opposite rope for momentum, and runs over and flies through the ropes for the suicide dive on the Wildman Tabouli!)

Daryl Johnson : What an unexpected suicide dive on the Wildman.

(Danzig, using his new found adrenaline, quickly tags Kataklysm from the outside and finds a table under the ring. He sets up the table on the outside as Kataklysm mysteriously waits on the ring mat, eyeing Tabouli. Danzig drags the Wildman up and quickly over to the waiting Kataklysm. Kataklysm pulls Tabouli up onto the mat. He lifts Tabouli up into the piledriver position, that beign Tabouli upside down, his head between Kataklysm's legs, and he stutters over above the table outside the ring while he still is on the mat. Kataklysm lets out a demonic growl, and he jumps off the mat and through the table, putting Tabouli through the table with a sit-down piledriver!)

Jack Bennings : God!!  I hate it when that freak makes that noise.

(Tabouli is out cold! Kataklysm jumps up from the rubble and searches under the table, where he finds another table! Kataklysm sets up this new table over the wreckage of the last table and pulls up Tabouli and lays him out on the new table. Kataklysm climbs back onto the mat and tags Danzig, and Kataklsym quickly climbs to the top rope, where he stands up and looks down at Tabouli, who is now busted wide open. Danzig then climbs up the ropes with Kataklysm, and then he climbs up onto Kataklysm's shoulders and stands there! He must be at least fifteen feet above Tabouli! He looks menacingly at Tabouli, and flies down towards the big man on the table but as Danzig flies thruogh the air, out of nowhere comes the Great Baba Ganoush, who dropkicks Danzig in midair and sends him offcourse and through the announce table, but Baba Ganoush can't control himself and he lands right on the Wildman Tabouli, sending both the Arabian Knights through the table!)

Daryl Johnson : their both out!!  Their both out!!!

(Kataklysm looks on from the top rope and prepares to fly out onto the Knights, but from behind comes the Kracker D, who shakes the ropes and sends Kataklysm crotch first into the top turnbuckle!)

Jack Bennings : ouch!!

(Kracker D grabs Kataklysm from behind and then falls forward, executing the mean neckbreaker! As Kataklysm is down, Little Whitey goes to the top rope, and then he flies through the air, and nails the frog splash! Little Whitey goes for the cover as Kracker D climbs on top for more leverage. One . . . two . . . three!)

Terrence Shaw : the winners and contenders for the tag team championship titles, the Kamikazee Gangsters!!!

Daryl Johnson : It looks like the Kamikazee Gangsters will be facing off against the tag team champs for the Pay Per View event.

Jack Bennings : yay!!  Way to go my homies!!!
 

Terrence Shaw : This next match is set for one fall.  Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 221lbs and stands at a height of 6'2", former Rock solid champion, Deicide!!

("Toture/Killer" by Six Feet Under starts to play over the PA system as smoke fills the entrance way.  Then Deicide walks out from among the smoke and the four column of fire explode.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, Rockhound!!!

(Rockhound makes his way to the ring.  Both men are standing in there corners. Diecide asks for a mic.)

Diecide: You will be the first to fall in the Bash 4 Cash at the feet of THE FACTON OF FEAR !

(Diecide throws the mic outside as Rockhound charges in. both men lock up. Rockhound walks Diecide back into the corner and the ref calls for a break. Rockhound backs up and then hits Diecide in the head with a closed fist. Rockhound runs to the other side of the ring and lifts up his arms.  The crowed cheers. Diecide begins to walk toward Rockhound. Rockhound turns and throws a right.  Diecide blocks. Rockhound throws a left Diecide blocks. Rockhound goes for a big hay maker right, Diecide ducks and levels Rockhound with a clothesline.  Rockhound is down Diecide runs off the ropes and dorps the big leg on the back of the neck of Rockhound.  Diecide picks up Rockhound and throws him out side.
Rockhound gets to his feet. Diecide runs in and goes for a baseball slide. Rockhound moves out of the way and pulls out Diecide o the floor. Rockhound hits Diecide with rights and lefts Diecide is light on his feet. Rockhound picks up Diecide in a gorilla press and throws him in the ring over the top rope. Diecide lands on his arm. Rockhound climbs in the ring. He begins to stomp on the arm of Diecide. Diecide is Favoring that left arm. Rockhound picks up Diecide and pumphandle slam. Diecide rolls to the out side. Rockhound is yelling at the fans "Faction of Fear! F$&K THAT!")

Daryl Johnson : Rockhound showing no respect at all for the Faction of Fear.

(Diecide sits up outside and look at Rockhound with a look of disquiets. Diecide climbs in the ring. Rockhound charges Diecide. Diecide side steps and throws Rockhound Over the top. Rockhound fly's hard to the ground. Diecide climbs to the top. Rockhound is dazed and climbs to his feet. Diecide leaps off the top and hits a double ax handle. Rockhound goes back down. Diecide picks him up and whips him into the steel steps. Diecide walks over and begins to stomp on the head of Rockhound  Diecide picks up Rockhound and throws him back in the ring. Rockhound is in the ring he is getting to his feet. Diecide walks around and throws the time keeper off his chair and throws the chair in the ring.)

Jack Bennings : C'mon Timekeeper!!  Don't take it like that.  beat the crap out of him.

(Diecide rolls in as Rock hound is in the corner and just gets to his feet. Diecide grabs the chair and Diecide walks over toward Rockhound just as he is going to hit Rockhound The ref grabs the chair away from Diecide. Diecide turns to the ref looks like he is going to hit the ref. Rockhound pops out of the corner and clotheslines Diecide in the back of the head. Diecide goes down and hits the ref on his way down. the ref is out.)

Daryl johnson : The referee is down!!

(Rockhound sees the chair and the knocked out ref. Rockhound walks over to the other side of the ring where the chair is. As he is getting the chair Diecide begins to come to. Diecide gets to his hands and knees. Rockhound walks over with the chair and swings at the arm of Diecide. Diecide roles over in pain. Rockhound goes to swing down again but
Diecide puts out his foot and drives the chair back into the head of Rockhound. Rockhound goes down. Diecide climbs the ropes and stands up. he picks up Rockhound and Throw him against the ropes and grab Rockhound  for what looks like a  tilt-a-whirl but instead pick Rockhound up around the waist Delivers the heaven sent DDT on Rockhound.)

Jack Bennings : this has got to be it.  He's defenitly down for the count now.

(He is out cold Diecide shakes the ref. Diecide walks over and crosses Rockhound arms cross his chest and the ref starts the count. 1.2.3.)

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, Deicide!!!

(Just as the count  reaches a three count out comes Magic. Magic throws Diecide his shovel. Diecide gets a look of utter happiness across his face.)

Jack Bennings : I hate that sick look he gets on his face.

(Diecide climbs to the top rope with the shovel. Magic looks to Diecide and picks up Rockhound and sets him up for a powerbomb. Magic picks him up and he is at the peat of height. Diecide comes off the tom and smokes Rockhound in the face with the shovel. Magic drives him to the ground . Rockhound is out cold.  What is going on with Magic and
Diecide they are like 2 un-caged wild animals someone needs to teach them a lesson.  Magic and Diecide walk to the back showing no remorse for Rockhound.)

Daryl Johnson : It seems as though the Faction of Fear has struck once again.

Jack bennings : Yeah yeah, tough luck to them.  Let's just get to the next match.
 

Terrence Shaw : The next match, is a six man Tornado match.  First, let me introduce to you the guest referee and now women's championship title holder, Trinity!!!

(The lights in the arena all go off leaving the room black as "The Beautifull People" starts to play over the PA system. Slowly red lights make the room glow and black smoke covers the floor. Trinity is standing in the ring when the red lights come to full redness.)

Terrence Shaw : And now, the first man in this 6 man tornado match, fighting for the ECWF, the present World Heavyweight title holder, weighing in at 372lbs and stands at a height of 7'3", hailing from Detroit, Michigan, RENEGADE!!!

("Where the River Flows" by Collective Soul starts to play over the PA system. The pyros shoot up as Renegade emerges from smoke in the. The lights blink on and off, then go out. When they come back on, Renegade is standing in the ring, on the turnbuckle, saluting the crowd.  The crowd cheers at the top of their lungs.)

Terrence Shaw : And his partner, also fighting for the ECWF, weighing in at 234lbs and stands at a height of 6'1", hailing from Oakland, California, The JUGGALOOOOOOO!!!!

(Once again, the arena fills with cheers from the crowd.  The lights fade to black then "Hey man, nice shot" by Filter starts playing over the PA system.  the lights come back on and the juggalo comes out. He walks down to the ring and climbs the top rope then does a backflip into the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : And their oponents, at a combined weight of 786lbs, the Goth Gods!!!

(The crowd boos as "Sex & Death" by Motorhead starts to play over the PA system.  The lights fade to black as flames climb their way up the entrance, then the Goth Gods walk out from the entrance.  They head to ringside and climbs into the ring.  All of a sudden, a voice can be heard over the PA system.)

Voice : Hey Terrence!!  Didn't you forget somebody?

Jack Bennings : Oh god!!  Please tell me that isn't who I think it is.

Voice : About to make his way to the ring, BEING CHEERED AT BY ALL HIS RAVERS IN THE ECWF!!!

Jack Bennings : Nooooo!!!!!

Voice : weighing in at 245lbs and stands at a height of 6'4", coming all the way from Toronto Ontario, the greatest wrestler to have ever come to the world of professional wrestling,...

(The crowd starts to cheer as "Busy Child" by Christal Method starts to play over the PA system as a man wearing a black plastic trench coat comes out from the entrance with a mic in hand.)

Man : The one and only, RAVE!!!

(The crowd cheers to the top of their lungs as white and blue lights strobe and swirl throughout the whole arena.)

Jack Bennings : I can't beleive he came back.

Daryl Johnson : Yeah, but I just love the new silver and blue look.

Rave : Now, Renegade and Juggalo, let's teach these damn pieces of chinchila dung a lesson and kick their yellow jell-o banana butts!!!

(The crowd sheers.  Rave drops the mic and runs to ringside, then slides under the ropes.  Rave comes to Kade with a role of punches.  Kade goes down.  Rave does the same to Kyle Vedix.  Rave then goes to Max Dex and takes him down with a power bomb.  Rave gets back to his feet as the crowd cheers like crazy, chanting "ECWF, ECWF, ECWF...!!!"  Kade and Kyle Vedix get back to their feet.  Renegade clotheslines Kyle Vedix as The Juggalo clotheslines Kade.  Rave gets Max Dex back to his feet.  Rave sends him torwards the ropes.  Renegade and Juggalo go for a double clothesline but Max Dex avoids it.  Rave takes him down with a brainbuster.  Kade tackles Juggalo to the mat and starts punching him frantically.  Renegade comes from behind and hits Kade in the back of the head with a closed fist.  Kyle Vedix hits Renegade in the back.  Renegade just turns around, looking directly at Kyle.  Kyle slaps him accross the chest. Renegade gives Kyle and uppercut then takes him down with a piledriver. Rave tosses Max Dex off to ringside.  Trinity doesn't even bother to count. Rave follows him to ringside.  Max Dex picks up a chair and slams it on Rave's forehead.  Rave is down.  Max Dex tosses the chair into the ring.  Kade picks it up and hits Renegade from behind.  Renegade falls on top of Kyle Vedix.  Trinity doesn't go for the count.  Both Renegade and Kyle crawl back up.  Kade gets ready to hit Renegade on his back but Juggalo comes from behind and grabs the chair.  Juggalo takes it away from Kade then slams it on his forehead.  Trinity says he's disqualafied.)

Daryl Johnson : What?  But Kade just used that chair a few minutes ago!!

Jack Bennings : hey, it looked pretty fair to me.

(Kyle and Kade both get Renegade back to his feet.  They send him to the ropes.  Renegade bounces back, Kade and Kyle take him down with a double clothesline.  Max Dex whips Rave into the guard rail.  Max runs torwards Rave but Rave flips him over the guardrail.  Rave picks up a chair, folds it flat, jumps on the announcer's table and lands on top of Max Dex with his knees on the chair.  Kade attempts a pin.  Trinity counts fast. "1.2."  Renegade kicks out quickly.  Kyle and and Kade get Renegade back to his feet.  Kyle climbs the top turnbuckle as Kade places Renegade in the corner.  Renegade scoops up Kade and lifts him straight up in the air.  Kyle stands there without knowing what to do.  Renegade turns torwards Kyle and tosses Kade into Kyle's arms.  Kyle and Kade fall onto the concrete floor.  The crowd cheers and chant for the ECWF again.  Renegade follows them to ringside.  Renegade roles Kade back into the ring, climbs back in and goes for the pin.  trinity grabs one of Kade's arms and places it on the rope and tells Renegade to get off.  Renegade starts arguing with Trinity.  All of a sudden, Kristen comes running into the ring and attacks Trinity.  Trinity starts fighting with Kristen.  Kristen and Trinity role out and fall to ringside.  Rave comes in and tries to break up the fight.  Kristen has Trinity's whip.  Max Dex comes from behind and bulldogs Rave.  Kristen tackles Trinity and wraps the whip around her neck.)

Jack Bennings : I don't think she can be the referee with this catfight going on.

Daryl Johnson : Someone would have to take her place then.

(Renegade gets Kade back to his feet then takes him down with a chokslam.  Renegade tries for another pin.  Terrence Shaw slides into the ring and makes the count. "1...2...3"  Kade has been disqualafied.)

Jack Bennings : Can he do that?

Daryl Johnson : Well, he is the president of the ECWF.

(Kade heads to the locker rooms but the Faction of Fear shows up from the entranceway.  Magic and Deicide run torwards him, taking him down with a double clothesline.  Danzig slams his elbow onto Kade's chest.  Danzig gets to his feet.  Danzig and Deicide holds Kade's feet up, seperating them.  Magic stands between them then slams an elbow between Kade's legs.  Hardcore Johnny Fox comes out holding a baseball bat.  Magic and Deicide hold up Kade for Hardcore as he hits him on the head with the baseball bat.  The Faction of Fear and Hardcore Johnny Fox head to ringside.  Rave and Max Dex are now in the ring.  Rave scoops up Max Dex and slams him on the mat.  Deicide pulls out a table and sets it up outside.  Rave sets up Max Dex on the top rope.  Rave takes him down for the Party Crasher right through the table at ringside, breaking the table.  Jason "Highway" McAlister comes out the entrance and starts beating Kade with his tire Iron.  The Faction of Fear get in the ring and start beating on Kyle Vedix.  The bell rings.)

Daryl Johnson : Well, that's all the time we have for Sizzler tonight.  See you all next week.

(We see almost everyone from the ECWF run down to the ring, beating on the Goth Gods.  The scene fades to black.)