("The Evolution" by Pearl Jam starts to play as we see clips of ECWF wrestlers slamming other wrestlers on the mat and using weapons.  We also see Hardcore Johnny Fox do that stunt from ElectroSlam 2000.  Two wrestlers are seen wrestling up the ramp, then the camera pans higher to the ElecTron where the logo for the ECWF shows up.  Then, an explosion covers the logo and we see Jack Bennings and Daryl Johnson sitting in the commentators area.)

Daryl Johnson : Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Monady Night Sizzler.  Last week, it was an excelent Pay Per View event finnishing up with a few great wins and a few majore upsets.

Jack Bennings : A few?!?!  The whole event was a damn upset!!

Daryl Johnson : Why the hell would you say that?

Jack Bennings : 'cause our dear commishioner Tony's still missing!!  I even called the police about a missing persons case.

Daryl Johnson : Gee!!  I'm glad you aren't taking this thing too seriously.

Jack Bennings : Of course I'm taking this seriously.  There's no way that the ECWF can be succesful without Tony "The Dream".

Daryl Johnson : You might be right, but right now, we'll have to live with Brian Roberts as commish from now on.  Now, I see that president Terrence Shaw is in the ring right now, so it's time for some announcements.

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen!!  As you all know, the next Pay Per View event will be on febuary 28th and that day will be approaching quickly, so I'll explain about this event.  This Pay Per View event will be called "Bash for Cash" and will feature a tournament for a grand prize of 100, 000$ and contendership for the World Heavyweight title and the wrestler's own match stipulations.

Jack Bennings : That's a lot of moolah!!

Terrence Shaw : I've already decided how the tournament should proceed and we will start having qualifying matches for next week's Sizzler.  Now that I have made my announcments, let's start with some ECWF action!!!

(The crowd cheers.)

Terrence Shaw : This next match is set for one fall.  Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 234lbs and standing at a height of 6'1", The JUGGALOOOOO!!

(The lights fade to black and "Hey man nice shot" by Filter starts playing over the PA system as the lighs come on and the juggalo comes out.  He walks down to the ring and climbs the top rope then does a backflip into the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, weighing in at 250lbs and stands up at 6'6", MAGIC!!!

(The lights go out around the arena. Smoke fills the enterance way as "dead wrong" by Biggie Smalls starts to play over the PA system. A beam of Dark Blue light shoots into the smoke and the bean gets bigger. Alowing you to see Magic standing there. The ramp edges light on fire as Magic walks down to the ring.  The bell rings.  They lock-up.  Juggalo slams Magic to the ground with a powerbomb.)

Daryl Johnson : Juggalo starting things off with a powerbomb.  Magic seems to have underestimated his oponent.

(Juggal drops an elbow onto Magic's chest.  Juggalo gets back up and raises his arms, getting cheers from the crowd.  Juggalo pulls Magic back to his feet but Magic punches Juggalo in the stomach.)

Jack Bennings : Magic getting a second wind.

(Magic takes down Juggalo with a DDT.  Magic raises his arms but gets boos from the crowd.)

Daryl Johnson : I don't think that worked the way Magic wanted to.

(Magic pulls Juggalo torwards the ringpost.  Magic goes to ringside and grabs Juggalo's feet.  The referee begins the count. "1...2..."  Magic pulls Juggalo quickly torwards the ringpost, hurting his groin area.)

Jack Bennings : Ouch!!

("3...4...5"  Magic locks him up in a figure four leglock.  Juggalo screams in pain.  The ref. tells Magic to let go.  "...6...7."  Magic lets go then climbs back into the ring.  Magic pulls Juggalo back up to his feet, lifts him up then drops him into an atomic drop.)

Jack Bennings : That's another blow down below.

(Juggalo falls to the ground.  Magic goes to Juggalo's feet, lifts the legs straight up in the air, then...)

Daryl Johnson : Ooh!!  A falling headbutt right between Juggalo's legs.

Jack Bennings : Win or no win, I don't think Juggalo will be able to celebrate tonight.

(Magic goes down to ringside.  The ref starts to count as Juggalo climbs back to his feet.  "1...2...3.."  Magic picks up a chair as Juggalo climbs up to the top rope.  Magic throws the chair into the ring without noticing Juggalo.  Juggalo jumps off the top rope and lands on top of Magic.  Both men are down.  The ref. is restarting the count.  "1...2...3..."  Magic gets back to his feet and gets Juggalo back to his feet.  Juggalo punches Magic in the jaw then slams him through a table with a verticle suplex.  "4...5...6.."  Juggalo gets back in the ring.)

Daryl Johnson : this is about to become an unfair fight.

(Deicide comes running to ringside with a chair in hand.  The referee doesn't notice a thing.  Deicide knocks out the referee with the chair.  Juggalo turns around but gets a chair to his forehead.  All of a sudden, someone else runs down to ringside, slips under the bottom rope and takes down Deicide with a spear.)

Jack Bennings : Hey!!  That's one of the ECWF's rookies, Slim Josh Shelton.  What's he doing here helping out Juggalo?

Daryl Johnson : I don't know Jack.  Maybe he's a friend of his?

Jack Bennings : Oh yeah.  Never thought of that one.

(Shelton and Deicide start fighting at ringside.  Magic is back on his feet.  Slim Shelton takes him down with a clothesline.  Deicide spears Slim Shelton onto a closed chair.  Deicide helps Magic back to his feet and shoves him back into the ring.  Slim Shelton takes down Deicide with a DDT.  Magic gets Juggalo back to his feet and leads him to the corner.  Magic climbs up to the second rope, then takes down Juggalo with the Trick.  Magic goes for the pin, but the referee is still down.  Slim Shelton jumps over the top rope and kicks Magic in the head.  Deicide grabs Slim Shelton's legs, making him fall head-first onto the chair in the ring.  Deicide searches under the ring and pulls out his blood-stained shovel.)

Jack Bennings : What?  How long has that been down there?

(The referee wakes up.  Magic attempts to pin Juggalo once again.  The referee starts the count.  "1...2...3")

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen, the winner and contender for the ECWF's World Heavyweight title, Maaaagic!!!

(The crowd boos.  Magic sees Deicide with the shovel and signals for him to do something.  Magic gets Slim Shelton to his feet and holds him up as Deicide climbs up to the top rope.  Deicide takes his shovel, jumps off the top rope and hits Slim Shelton in the forehead with the shovel.)

Daryl Johnson : What the hell are they doing?  The match is over.  They don't need to keep this up.

(Slim Shelton goes down.  Magic then goes up to the top rope himself as Deicide places Juggalo's right leg into the chair in the ring.  Magic jumps from the top rope and executes a double foot stomp onto the chair.  Juggalo yells out in pain.  Deicide hits the chair with his shovel.  Ring officials rush to the ring and tries to get them to stop.  After a few minutes, Deicide is out of the ring and headed torwards the locker rooms with officials not far behind him.  Magic is still in the ring, fighting off against the ring officials.  All of a sudden, purple smoke appear from the middle of all the ring officials who surrounded Magic.  The officials take a few steps back.)

Daryl Johnson : What?  Where did Magic go?

Jack Bennings : Who cares!!  As long as he doesn't come back, I'm fine.

Daryl Johnson : Well, the next match should seem promissing.

Jack Bennings : Oh yeah.  A hardcore no holds barred dog collar match.  These things are always good, especially with those Dominatrixes.

Terrence Shaw : This next match, is a hardcore Dog Collar match.  First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 433 and standing at 6'8", the Wildman Tabouli!!!

("Rock the Casba" starts to play as Tabouli storms to ringside.)

Terrence Shaw : And his oponent, weighing in at 243lbs and stands at a height of 6'2", Hardcore Johnny Fox!!!

(The crowd cheers.  The lights go out and "Wake Up" by RATM starts to play over the PA system. Red lights flash on and off and smoke fills the entrance way. Weapons come flying out of the entrance way and so does Johnny Fox. He stops at the top of the ramp, flexes, and pyro goes flying everywhere.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like the young man from Steel Town Minnesota is the fan favorite.

Jack Bennings : With all these cheering morons, how could you tell?

(As each of the men enter the ring, the referee straps one end of the dog collars around the fighter's necks - one end on Wildman Tabouli - the other on Hardcore Johnny Fox. The strap that holds them together reaches from one corner to the opposite. The bell sounds. Harcore Johnny Fox waits patiently as the Wildman lunges toward him, but at the last second, Fox dives through Tabouli's legs and around his back, causing the strap to go under Tabouli's legs. Fox then gets up and pulls up hard on the rope, delivering the mean low blow to the Wildman.)

Jack Bennings : Ouch!!  From now on, maybe everyone in this fed should start wearing the strap.

(Fox then rushes towards the dazed Wildman and pushes him into the turnbuckle face-first. Fox then Irish whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Johnny runs over to him and delivers a mean dropkick to the big man's head, sending Tabouli into a heap on the floor.)

Daryl Johnson : Hardcore Johnny Fox seems to be dominating this match.

(Fox takes this oppurtunity to grab the big man's legs and he puts them up on the top turnbuckle and into the Tree of Woe! Hardcore Johnny Fox then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, and he begins to stand on Tabouli's crotch as the Wildman screams in pain!)

Daryl Johnson : and I thought Magic was painfull to that area.

(Fox climbs of Tabouli and then drags Tabouli by the dog collar to the outside. Fox whips Tabouli into the guard rail, but he misjudges the distance and gets whipped along for the ride with Tabouli. The momentum causes Fox to careen towards Tabouli, and the Wildman, regaining his senses, notices and plants the out of control Fox with a DDT onto the mat!)

Jack Bennings : Tabouli making a come-back.

(Tabouli then drags Fox to his feet, and powers him up into a gorilla press, only to throw him down neck-first onto the guard rail!  Baba Ganoush comes down to ringside.)

Daryl Johnson : Johnny Fox is going to have one hell of a time trying to get a second breath.

(Tabouli then takes this time to find a table underneath the ring, and he and the Great Baba Ganoush set it up on the ringside nearest the entrance ramp from the locker room. Tabouli delivers a few big boots to Fox's stomach as he lay crouched on the ground, and then the Wildman pulls up Fox by the hair and drags him up the entrance ramp, almost back into the locker room.)

Jack Bennings : Hardcore's going to have to have a talk with his hair stylist after this match.

(But then Tabouli turns around towards the ring, and points towards the table at ringside. He hoists up Fox in a powerbomb position, and begins to run towards the table for the running powerbomb, but at the very last second, Fox reverses with the hurricanrana and sends Tabouli through the table! The rejuvinated Fox quickly goes with the moment and grabs a nearby folding chair, and plants Wildman Tabouli square in the head with it! And then again! And again! Then Fox just throws the chair right at Tabouli, busting the Wildman open!)

Jack Bennings : That's what I call a gusher.

(Fox then procedes to wrap the strap of the dog collar around Tabouli's neck and he begins to choke him out! But then, out of nowhere, the Great Baba Ganoush comes up from behind and pulls the unsuspcting Fox's head backwards and under Ganoush's arm, and then Ganoush delivers the falling reverse DDT on Fox!)

Daryl Johnson : Two against one isn't very fair.

Jack Bennings : Hell, It's hardcore.  There,s nothing in the rulebook saying that you can use a person as a weapon.  Ha ha ha!!

(Both men lay dazed for a moment, but Tabouli gets up at Baba Ganoush's urgings and walks over to Fox, throwing him into the ring. Baba Ganoush then finds a table under the ring and slides it in. Tabouli gets in as well as both the Arabian Knights set up the table in the center of the ring. Baba Ganoush then produces a small pouch from his pockets, and spreads the contents all over the table - tacks! Thousands and thousands of tacks! Tabouli then places Fox lightly on the table, piercing his back with the tacks!)

Daryl Johnson : That's gotta hurt.

Jack Bennings : You kidding?  It's not really that painfull.  It's Tabouli's own version of accupuncture therapy.  Heh!!

(Then the Arabian Knights climb to opposite top turnbuckles. They look at each other for a moment, and they both fly off, Tabouli going for the cross-body, and the Great Baba Ganoush going for the guillotine leg drop! But again, Fox summons up his reserves and slides out of the way just in time as the Arabian Knights go right through the tack-covered table! Fox gets up and staggers towards Tabouli and pulls him towards one of the corners. He hoists him into a standing position to make Tabouli face the crowd, and Fox climbs up behind him. Fox then grabs him around the waist, and propels Tabouli backwards with the Release German Suplex right onto the dazed Baba Ganoush!)

Jack Bennings : Damn!!  I didn't think that was ever physically possible.

(But the collar pulls Fox right along with him and Fox flies back into the ring! But lucky for him, he lands on top of Tabouli and Baba Ganoush. But then, Fox uses his last ounce of strength to roll Tabouli off Baba Ganoush and attempt the pin. One . . . two . . . three! It's over!)

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen, the winner and now contender for the Rock Solid title, Hardcore Johnny Fox!!!

(The crowd cheers.)

Daryl Johnson : The fans can't get enough of Hardcore Johnny Fox.

Jack Bennings : Personally, I've had enough of this guy.  What's the next match?

Daryl Johnson : Next match would be Deicide V.S. "Merciless" Paul Mercer.

Jack Bennings : I just hope that it won't become another disapointment.

Terrence Shaw : This next match is set for one fall with the National title on the line.  First, making his way to the ring.  He is the Natinal champion, weighing in at 246lbs and stands at a height of 6'4", "Merciless" Paul Mercer.

("Thee by the Father I pray" by Orphaned Land starts to play over the PA system as flames erupt from the entrance way then "Merciless" Paul Mercer walks down beating his chest with one hand which he then raises into the air making the crowd cheer.  Fire continues to erupt as he shakes hands with the fans down the ramp.)

Terrence Shaw : And the challenger, weighing in at 265lbs and stands at a height of 6'4", Michael Cash!!

("Represent yo' click" starts to blare over the PA system as laser lights flicker throughout the arena, smoke begins filling the entrance area...after a few moments, the smoke clears, and Cash is standing in the entrance. Cash throws up the 'West Side' sign with his right hand, and a set of pyro goes off around his feet. He then makes his way to the ring.  Both men are in their corners. MPM walks to the middle of the ring. Cash walks up at the same time. They shake hands.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like this is going to be a friendly match after all.

(Cash turns a way and throws up the hand sign for westside. MPM just walks back and awaits the ring of the bell. "Ding, ding, ding."  Cash and MPM meet in the middle of the ring and MPM hip tosses Cash. Cash jumps right up and charges back at MPM and tries for another hip toss but it's blocked and Cash delivers a short arm clothes line. Cash Picks up MPM and lifts him up into a vertical suplex and holds him up there and drops him down. Cash pops right back up and Yells out to the crowd. WESTSIDE!!.  There are some cheers from the crowd.)

Jack Bennings : What?  Some people actually cheer for this guy?

(MPM gets to his knees as Cash come to pick him up MPM begins throwing rights and lefts to the breadbasket of Cash. MPM gets to his feet and DDT’s Cash. MPM goes for the cover. 1…)

Daryl Johnson : Not winning this early.

(MPM picks up Cash and whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a big clothesline. Then MPM props Cash up on the second rope. And it looks like he is going up there to join Cash. MPM sets up for a superplex but Cash is able to counter and hits a huge face buster off the top.)

Jack Bennings : I bet you 20 bucks that this guys nose is broken.

Daryl Johnson : Sorry Jack.  Not interested in your monopoley money.

(Cash roles over MPM and goes for the cover. 1… 2… kick out . Cash picks up MPM and whips him into the ropes. Cash lays MPM down with a cross body block. 1…. 2… kick out. Cash climbs to the top rope and it looks like he is going for a splash. He lifts his arms in the air and once again does the westside hand sign.)

Jack Bennings : This should be it for Paul right here Daryl.

(Cash leaps off the top rope. MPM is just able to lift his knees and crash pancakes on MPM’s knees. Both men are down. MPM crawls his way to the corner and uses to ropes to get to his feet. MPM the drops the leg across the neck of Cash. MPM looks like he is re-gathering his steam. MPM goes grabs the legs of Cash and roles over into a Boston Crab. MPM sits down on the hold. Cash is screaming reaching for the ropes. Cash is able to lift his upper body up and role under MPM and pulls him down into a pin. 1.. 2.. Quickly kicks out. MPM is enraged and begins to stomp on Cash.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Paul isn't too happy with Michael Cash at this moment.

(MPM picks up Cash by his hair and lifts him into a fireman’s carry. Cash begins to wiggle and is able to twist around and DDT MPM. Both men are down again.. The ref begins a standard 10 count. 1… 2.. 3…. MPM gets to his knees.. 4…5.. Cash is able to get to his feet with help from the ropes both men are now standing but are wobbling. MPM is able to throw the first punch. Cash blocks and returns the punch. MPM blocks it. But Cash is able to let out a quick jab and MPM falls to his knees, Cash sets him up for what look like a power bomb. But MPM pulls away and pulls the legs of crash out from under him and to stand up still holding the legs and sling shot Cash into the corner.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like neither one of these guys will be able to keep up this fight.

(MPM pulls Michael Cash back up to his feet, but Michael Cash grabs MPM by the head and pins MPM into a small package.  "1...2...3")

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen, the winner and new holder of the National title, Michael Cash!!!

Daryl Johnson : Looks like we have a new National champion.

Jack Bennings : If you ask me, neither one of these guys deserved it anyway.  Hey, the Kamikazee Gangsters are next.  Can't wait to see my homies in action.

Daryl Johnson : Your homies?

Jack Bennings : Yeah, my homies.  I chill out with them all the time.

Daryl Johnson : Cill ou...Never mind.  Lets just move on to the next match.

(The crowd cheers.  The lights go out and "Can I get a...." by Jay-Z begins to play over the PA system. Strobe lights and lasers are flashing everywhere in the arena as the Kamakazee Gangsters make their way to the ring.)

Terrence Shaw : And their oponents, at a combined weight of 500lbs, Kataklysm and Danzig.

(Fire and smoke are filling the entrance way as a coffin emerges from the dark lights and Kataklysm rises from below the stage with 5' flames ingulfing the stage then the nibulus pentagram appears on the back drop.  Kataklysm opens up the coffin and Danzig steps out of it.  They both make their way to the ring.  Kataklysm and Kracker D decide to start for their teams.  "ding, ding, ding."  Kracker D runs torwards Kataklysm and takes him down to the mat with a neckbreaker.)

Daryl Johnson : This match is out to a quick start.

(Both men get back to their feet.  Kracker D takes down Kataklysm with a DDT.  Kracker D tags in Little Whitey.  Kracker D gets Kataklysm back to his feet.  The Kamikazee Gangsters set him up for a double verticle suplex but Kataklysm pushes them both down to the mat.  Kataklysm and the Kamikazee Gangsters are down.  Little Whitey and Kracker D get back to their feet and start stomping on Kataklysm's back.  Danzig clotheslines Kracker D, raises him back up to his feet then pushes him over the top rope.  Danzig goes to ringside.  Kracker D takes him down with a dropkick.  Kracker D picks up a chair as Kataklysm gets back to his feet.  Kracker D hits him with the chair then gets back to his corner.)

Jack Bennings : Look at that.  Kracker D's heading back to the corner like the little chiken he is.

Daryl Johnson : He's making sure that Little Whitey has someone to tag if he ever needs it.

(Little Whitey gets Kataklysm back to his feet then takes him down with a Powerbomb.  Danzig gets back to his feet and heads to the Kamikazee Gangster's corner.  Little Whitey tags in Kracker D but Danzig pulls him down to ringside.)

Jack Bennings : Oh no!!  Kracker D's now the legal man.  Whatever shall he do?

Daryl Johnson : I hate it when you use sarcasm.

(The referee starts to count.  "1...2...3.."  Kracker D takes down Danzig with short arm clothesline.  ".4...5."  Kracker D climbs back in the ring.  Danzig climbs back to his feet.  Little Whitey jumps over the top rope and lands on top of Danzig.  Kracker D Sets up Kataklysm in a sharpshooter.  Kataklysm yells in pain.  Kataklysm grabs the rope.  Kracker D breaks the hold.)

Daryl Johnson : Kracker D was too close to the rope that time.

(Kracker D Lifts up Kataklysm then takes him down with a piledriver.  Kracker D goes for the pin.  "1...2...3"  Kataklysm has been eliminated.)

Jack Bennings : Kataklysm is outa here!!  Looks like Danzig's left.

(Little Whitey roles Danzig into the ring.  Kracker D scoops up Danzig and slams him on the mat.  Little Whitey climbs to the top turnbuckle then drops a knee onto Danzig's throat.)

Daryl Johnson : I hope Danzig will be able to breath after this.

(Kracker D goes for the pin.  "1...2...3")

Terrence Shaw : The winners of this tag team match, the Kamikazee Gangsters!!!

(The crowd cheers.)

Daryl Johnson : An excelent match.

Jack Bennings : Yeah, the Kamikazees win.  I ow them ten bucks.  Let's move on to the next match, shall we?

Terrence Shaw : This next match is for the Rock Solid title.  First up, the Rock Solid champion, weighing in at 221lbs and stands at a height of 6'2", Deicide!!!

(Smoke fills the entrance way and "Toture/Killer" by Six Feet Under starts to play.  Then Deicide walks out from among the smoke and then four columns of fire explode.)

Terrence Shaw : And the challenger, weighing in at 243lbs and stands at a height of 6'2", Hardcore Johnny Fox!!!

(The crowd cheers.  The lights go out and "Wake Up" by RATM starts to play over the PA system. Red lights flash on and off and smoke fills the entrance way. Weapons come flying out of the entrance way and so does Johnny Fox. He stops at the top of the ramp, flexes, and pyro goes flying everywhere. Both men look at each other.)

Daryl Johnson : Hardcore Johnny Fox showing no fear facing one half of the Faction Of Fear.

(Diecide shows no emotion and stands in the corner with a blank look on his face. Diecide turns and looks to the crowd. HJF runs in with a spear to the knees of Diecide. This takes Diecide to the ground. HJF gets up and pulls Deiced to the middle of the ring. HJF jumps on that right on top of Diecide and begins to stomps on the chest of Deicide. HJF runs and slides under the bottom rope. HJF looks under the ring for some weapons.  Diecide gets to his feet and walks over to the ring and sticks his head through the ropes. Just as he does that HJF pops out with a broom handle and breaks it over Diecide's head. Diecide falls back and gets right back up with a smile on his face. HJF goes back under pulling out 2 tables and a chair.)

Jack Bennings : No matter what that guy pulls out, I don't think it'll take down Deicide.

(But this time Diecide hits HJF with a baseball slide to the face.)

Jack Bennings : Ouch!!  I'll give him my plastic surgeon's phone number.

(HJF is sent into the guardrail. Diecide come to the out side and clears a small area in the rubble that HJF has made with the items from under the ring. Diecde grabs HJF and snap suplex’s him on to the ground. Diecide grabs the chair and hits HJF over the back of the head with it as he attempts to get up. Diecide picks up HJF by his hair and shoves him back in the ring. Diecide climbs on the ring, As he goes through the middle rope HJF leaps to his feet and begins to throw rights and lefts beating Diecide onto the corner.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Hardcore really wants this title.

(HJF looks to the other side of the ring and looks back at Diecide. He runs to the other side and back and lands doing a bronko-buster on Diecide.)

Jack Bennings : Oh god!  I hate that move!

Daryl Johnson : Why is that?

Jack Bennings : You can't tell me that you don't get these sick images in your head when you see that move.

(HJF slides back out side and throws in one of the tables. HJF sets it up in the opposite corner from Diecide and walks over and picks Diecide up to his feet he goes for the whip. Diecide reverse and HJF is sent into the table Diecide fellows up with a spear. Diecide hits his head and he drives HJF into the half-broken table. Both men go down.)

Daryl Johnson : Bad move by Deicide's part.

Jack Bennings : Maybe it was, but it worked.

(Diecide is first back to his feet. He gets to his knees and begins to chock HJF. The Ref breaks the chock at a 4 count. Diecide picks up HJF and sets him up for a powerbomb.  Diecide looks around and picks him up and plants him right back down. Diecide goes for the cover. I… 2… HJF kicks out. Diecide picks HJF back up and sets him up for one more powerbomb. HJF pulls his head out from Diecide’s legs and devisers a large LOW BLOW.)

Jack Bennings : Damn it!! Again?  After a few months, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the wrestlers became sterile.

(Diecide drops to his knees and HJF runs to hits the ropes and Dropkicks Diecide in the face. HFJ is quick to the top rope and land a huge back flip on Diecide. HJF goes for the cover 1….. 2…… Kick out. HJF begins to take his eyes off Diecide and begins to yell at the ref. All of a sudden Magic pops up from under the ring.)

Daryl Johnson : That's where Magic went.

(Magic sneaks around so no one sees him and throws to Diecide what looks like a pair of brass knuckles. Magic is quick to get out of view and goes back under the ring. HJF picks up Diecide. Diecide goes for the big upper cut. HJF blocks the punch and sees the knuckles and head butts Diecide.  Diecide is dazed. HJF takes the knuckles off of Diecide and cranks him in the side of the head.)

Daryl Johnson : Hardcore Johnny Fox using Deicide's own weapon against him.

(Diecide goes down. HJF makes the quick cover as he places the knuckles in his boot. And the count 1…2…3…)

Terrence Shaw : The winner and new Rock Solid champion, Hardcore Johnny Fox!!

(The crowd cheers. Magic Pops out from under the ring and with a look of shock and sees HJF standing above Diecide.  Magic jumps in the ring and just as he does that HJF is quick to exit. Magic looks to Diecide as the New Champ HJF walks to the back to celebrate. Diecide wakes up and is enraged. He looks to Magic and both men Run to the back chasing after Hardcore Johnny Fox.)

Daryl Johnson : Doesn't look like the Faction of Fear aren't too happy about this turn of events.  Well, before this tag team match will begin, we're going to Brian Roberts to get a few comments from the Kamikazee Gangsters.

Brian: before the tag match starts I thaught we could see what The Kamakazee Gangsters will have to say about the match.

(He arrives at there dressing room.  He knocks.)

Brian: you guys in there? doors open should we go in.. ?

(Brian opens the door wide. The camera rushs in and finds that both Kracker D and Little Whitey have been rendered unconcious! all the ferniture is turned over. The closet door is broken in half.  the camera walks in just as the two begin to get up. The camera spins and there on the wall is witen "One" on the white wall from the blood of one of the bleeding Kamakazee Gangsters.  Brian steps out of the room and yelles for help. the Medical team shows up and takes them away.)

Daryl Johnson : Well, it seems like the Kamikazee Gangsters weren't available for comments.

Jack Bennings : Noooo!!!  My homies!!  The Faction of fear did that, I can tell.

Terrence Shaw : This next tag team match is far the tag team title.  First, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 643lbs, the Arabian Knights!!!

(purple smoke and sparks appear as "Rock the Casba" starts to play over the PA system.  The Arabian Knights come out with pesant girls throwng down rose petels for them to walk on.  Baba Ganoush is wearing a purple turban and long flowing purple cape that other pesant girls hold up in the back so it doesn't drag on the ground.  Tabouli is following from behind with a determined look on his face.)

Terrence Shaw : And their oponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 471lbs, Deicide and Magic, also known as Faction of Fear!!!

(The lights go out around the arena. Smoke fills the enterance way as "Toture/Killer" by Six Feet Under starts to play over the PA system. A beam of Dark Blue light shoots into the smoke and the bean gets bigger. Alowing you to see Magic and Deicide standing there then four columns of fire explode. The ramp edges light on fire as Magic and Deicide walk down to the ring.  Magic and Deicide get in the ring.  Magic and Tabouli decide to start things off for their teams.  They lock-up.  Magic takes Tabouli down with an armbar.  Magic applies pressure of Tabouli's arm.  Tabouli yells out in pain.  Magic lets go.)

Daryl Johnson : Magic seems to be toying with Tabouli here tonight.

(Tabouli gets back to his feet.  Tabouli goes for a clothesline but Magic ducks it.  Tabouli bounces against the ropes and runs torwards Magic.  Magic takes him down with a sidewalk slam.  Magic tags in Deicide.  Tabouli is on all fours.  Deicide boots him in the head.  Tabouli goes down.  Deicide pulls him up by the hair.  Deicide takes him back down with a belly to belly suplex.  Deicide goes for the pin.  "1..."  Tabouli kicks out.)

Daryl Johnson : It's too early for that at this moment.

(Deicide tags in Magic.)

Jack Bennings : Look at that!!  Their treating Tabouli like some kind of snot nosed kid.

(Magic drops an elbow onto Tabouli's chest.  Baba Ganoush runs into the ring and takes down Magic with a dropkick.  Deicide comes into the ring and takes down Baba with a clothesline.  Baba is back on his feet.  Baba delivers a spinning heel kick to Deicide.  Deicide goes down.  Magic comes behind Baba and grabs his throat.)

Jack Bennings : Here we go!!!

(Baba goes down from Magic's choke slam.  Tabouli takes down Magic with a spear.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Tabouli might finally get the upper hand after all.

Jack Bennings : Oh, yippy-key-ey-ay.

(Tabouli lifts up Magic on his shoulders and takes him down with a samoan drop.  Deicide and Baba get back behind the ropes.  Baba goes to ringside and tosses Tabouli a chair.  Tabouli sets it up next to Magic, jumps on it and splashes on top of Magic.)

Jack Bennings : Ooh!!  433lbs!!!  That would be just like a fat assed woman accidently sitting on her chihuahua.

Daryl Johnson : I think you would be exagerating there a bit Jack.

Jack Bennings : Hey, you never lived life as a chihuahua.

Daryl Johnson : Neither have you.

Jack Bennings : Sure I have.  Just ask my psychologist.

(Tabouli tags in Baba as Magic gets back to his feet.  Baba climbs up to the top rope.  Magic turns around and Baba takes down Magic with the Kuwait Jam.  Baba takes the chair, and sets it up in front of the rope.  Baba runs onto the chair, springs off the top rope, backflips and splashes on top of Magic.  Baba goes for the pin.  "1...2..."  Deicide hits Baba from behind.)

Daryl Johnson : Ooh!!  Baba could've won the match if Deicide didn't come from behind him like that.

(The ref. tells him to go back to ringside.  Baba gets Magic back to his feet and sends him to the ropes.  Magic runs back but takes down Baba with a clothesline. Magic turns back and pics up the chair and heads torwards Baba on the ground.  The ref. takes away the chair from Magic.  Magic starts having an argument with the ref. as Baba gets back up.  Baba tags in Tabouli then bulldogs Magic.  Deicide tries to interfere but Tabouli grabs him by the neck as Baba goes for the top rope.  Tabouli choke slams Deicide to the mat and Baba leg drops instantly.)

Daryl Johnson : Doesn't look like Deicide could get up from that one.

(Magic gets back up, grabs the chair then gets ready to hit Tabouli with it.  Baba kicks Magic directly in the jaw.  Magic goes down.)

Daryl Johnson : Things don't look good for the Faction of Fear.

(Tabouli picks up the chair.  Baba gets Magic to stand up.  Baba holds up Magic, signaling to Tabouli to hit him with the chair.  The referee tries to interfere.  Tabouli shoves him to the ground then hits Magic in the forehead with the chair.  The ref. calls for the bell.  "Ding, ding, ding")

Terrence Shaw : the winner and new tag team champions of the ECWF, Faction of Fear!!!

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Tabouli and Baba still need to learn the American version of the wrestling rulebook.

Jack Bennings : Who cares!!  That chair looked pretty legal to me.

Daryl Johnson : Well, it's now time for our main event.

Jack Bennings : Yeah, the World Heavyweight title is on the line and if you were smart and rented Pay Per View, you would know why a damn rookie got the title and not Willow who really deserved it.

Daryl Johnson : I have to agree with you there Jack.  Renegade should get what he deserves and lose the match so Willow could get what he faught for.

Jack Bennings : Wait a minute, did you just agree with me?  Ummm...  O.K.  Well, Willow is a wimp if he wasn't able to prevent a rookie like Renegade from stealing away the World Heavyweight title.

Daryl Johnson : Yeah, I really beleive you now Jack.  Well, let's get on to the match.

Terrence Shaw : Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our Maine event.  Making his way to the ring first.  He is the World Heavyweight title champion, weighing in at 238lbs and stands at 6'4", Willow!!

( The arena goes black, then green pyros explode on the entrance ramp. Willow makes his way to the ring with green spotlights on him as "Green Man" by Type O Negative hits the speakers.)

Terrence Shaw : And the challenger, weighing in at 372lbs and stands at 7'3", Renegade!!!

("Where the River Flows" by Collective Soul starts to play over the PA system as pyro shoot up when Renegade emerges from smoke in the rafters. The lights blink on and off, then go out. When they come back on, Renegade is standing in the ring, on the turnbuckle, saluting the crowd.  The crowd cheers.)

Daryl Johnson : That's one hell of an impressive entrance.

Jack Bennings : Yeah right!!  I saw David Copperfield do better than that.

(The bell rings {ding ding ding} Renegade moves forward but Willow hangs back in the corner sizing up his opponent.  Renegade charges Willow but Willow kicks him in the stomach.  Willow then grabs his head, climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a tornado DDT.  Willlow then tries to apply the Withering right away, but Renegade gets his foot on the ropes.  The referee breaks the hold.  Renegade gets up and punches Willow in the back of the head as Willow argues with the ref over the call.)

Daryl Johnson : Willow should pay more attention to his oponent rather than the referee.

Jack Bennings : You're kidding!!  C'mon!!  The referee made a bad call.  He deserves to be yelled at.

(Renegade then runs and hammers Willow with a bulldog.  Willow gets up right away.  Renegade knocks him over again with a clothesline.  Renegade goes to the middle turnbuckle and smashes Willow with an elbow drop.   Renegade picks Willow up and throws him off the ropes.  Renegade then tries for a dropkick but Willow steps aside and throws Renegade to the mat.  Willow takes control and suplexes Renegade.  Willow then grabs Renegades legs....looks around at the crowd with a look of disgust...and then slingshots Renegade over the top ropes.)

Jack Bennings : I hope he knows how to fly.

(Renegade lands heavily on the security railing.)

Daryl Johnson : Guess he doesn't.

(Willow climbs out of the ring.  Renegade seems to have injured his ribs.  Willow jumps down off the apron with an axehandle smash.  He then starts kicking Renegade in his ribs.  Renegade appears hurt.  But Renegade is able to get up.  Willow tries for an irish whip into the steel steps.  Renegade reverses it and Willow goes head first into the steps.  Renegade picks up the steps and brings them crashing down on Willows head.)

Jack Bennings : Looks like Willow's taking Renegade's step by step wrestling course.

Daryl Johnson : Ugh!  Did you actually have to say that?

(Renegade then picks up Willows right leg and places it down on the floor.  He picks up the steps again and slams them down on Willows leg.  Renegade then picks up Willow and puts him on his shoulder.  Renegade starts to run for the ring post but Willow pushes him off and Renegade goes face first into the post.)

Daryl Johnson : Looks like Willow was ready for that one.

(Renegade is bleeding.  Willow is favouring his left leg a bit.  Willow grabs Renegade and throughs him in the ring.  He also grabs a chair from ringside and throughs it in the ring.  Willow climbs into the ring.  Willow grabs the chair and starts jamming into Renegades midsection.  Willow is still limping.  Willow puts the chair on the ground and picks up Renegade.  Willow goes for a powerbomb onto the chair but Renegade reversese it.  Willow lands hard.  Renegade picks up the chair, and wipes the blood off his face.  Renegade climbs to the top ropes.  Renegade puts the chair out first and attempts a frog splash with the chair....somehow Willow gets up and drop kicks him in the air. Both men are out on the ground.  The lights go out.  Four columns of fire erupt at the entrance and the lights go back on.  Deicide and Magic are standing on the ramp with their arms crossed watching the match.)

Jack Bennings : What the hel are those guys doing here?

(Deicide says a few words to Magic and Magic nods.  Back in the ring  Renegade gets up Renegade picks up Willow.  Renegade hammers Willow with a powerbomb. Renegade throws Willow against the ropes and goes for a clothesline.  Willow ducks it and stops Renegade turns around and Willow plants him with a massive DDT.  Willow picks up Renegade and throws him against the ropes.  Renegade reverses it put appears to have hurt his ribs again.  Willow sees this and attempt for a cross body block.  Renegade catches him and holds him.  He then looks around at the crowd.  He then hoists up Willow onto his shoulder.  He then looks up the rampway.  Magic and Deicide are laughing.  Renegade drops Willow in the Abombmination.)

Daryl Johnson : I hope Renegade remembers that this is an "I quit" match.

(Renegade wraps his arms around Willow in a sleperhold.  The referee raises his hand and it drops.  The referee raises Willow's hand a second time and it drops once again.)

Daryl Johnson : One more time and Renegade wins the match.

(The referee raises Willow's arm a third time and...)

Daryl Johnson : It dropped!!  Willow is out cold!!

Terrence Shaw : The winner and new World Heavyweight champion, Renegade!!

Daryl Johnson : Well, we had an excelent night for everyone.

Jack Bennings : Yeah well, I'm still woundering what the hell's going on here.  What's the deal with Magic and Deicide?  What are my homies going to do to Magic and Deicide?  There's gotta be some payback.

Daryl Johnson : Yes well, hopefully, everything will be answered next week on Monday Night Sizzler!!!